A Joke I Share With You

A Joke I Share With You

Postby scannest » Fri Aug 15, 2014 8:19 am

I didn't write it. I read it this morning and it cracked me, considerably, up.

Guy 1: "What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?"

Guy 2: "I dunno, what is the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?"

Guy 1: "I wouldn't pay $100 to have a lentil on my face."


You're welcome.
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Re: A Joke I Share With You

Postby gregpolard » Fri Aug 15, 2014 8:19 am

HAHAHAHHA!
scannest wrote:It's like a filmmaker saying "Spielberg is my idol. Every time I get behind the camera I think about how I can make my film as good as Hook"
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Re: A Joke I Share With You

Postby scannest » Fri Aug 15, 2014 8:20 am

gregpolard wrote:HAHAHAHHA!


I thought you vegans might appreciate it even more.
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Re: A Joke I Share With You

Postby obik » Fri Aug 15, 2014 10:02 am

Shouldn't you be in the Dominican Republic?
and i cried
aloud to heaven
and i knelt
on all six legs
and vowed a vow
of vengeance
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Re: A Joke I Share With You

Postby JGJR » Sat Aug 16, 2014 7:15 pm

gregpolard wrote:HAHAHAHHA!


I LOL'd. Good stuff.
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