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Yo, if Madonna calls, I ain't home.

PostPosted: Tue Sep 28, 2021 2:29 pm
by xxxMidgexxx
Anyone see Madge as of late? Yeeesh. :shock:

I know these celeb types have to stay young and beautiful, but not everyone can turn back the clock like Cher.

Just sayin' is all.

Re: Yo, if Madonna calls, I ain't home.

PostPosted: Tue Sep 28, 2021 4:37 pm
by version sound
Damn, just saw a recent pic of her. You’re 63, girl. It’s ok to show some age. Back away from the plastic surgeon.

Re: Yo, if Madonna calls, I ain't home.

PostPosted: Tue Sep 28, 2021 5:09 pm
by xxxMidgexxx
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She's on a 1 way ticket to...........

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Re: Yo, if Madonna calls, I ain't home.

PostPosted: Tue Sep 28, 2021 5:24 pm
by version sound
I guess she looks good here, but whose fudging face did she steal, cuz that one ain’t hers…

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Re: Yo, if Madonna calls, I ain't home.

PostPosted: Tue Sep 28, 2021 6:12 pm
by xxxMidgexxx
They have apps for that on Facebook. You can airbrush your face and look like a fairy princess for the low low cost of nothing.

Re: Yo, if Madonna calls, I ain't home.

PostPosted: Tue Sep 28, 2021 6:40 pm
by lewdd
Look at that hand. It shows her age.

Re: Yo, if Madonna calls, I ain't home.

PostPosted: Tue Sep 28, 2021 10:33 pm
by xxxMidgexxx
The Botox ain’t helping either.

Re: Yo, if Madonna calls, I ain't home.

PostPosted: Wed Sep 29, 2021 8:42 am
by SamDBL
I’m of two minds about it. On the one hand, I love to see older women act like depraved sluts. That’s pretty much my porn du jour, these days. I think women can be sexy well into their senior years. On the other hand, personally, people that have been as rich and famous for as long as she has definitely have a warped sense of reality. Surrounded by yes people and totally cut off from the real world, she has no sense of what looks ridiculous or stupid. Which is a bit pitiful. Also, that she never had any real talent of her own beyond marketing leaves her with very little to contribute at her age. Meaning, if she were more artistic, she could find a way to continue making music in a way that evolves with her age. But the dancey pop star singing other people’s songs at 60+ ages about as well as the hair metal dudes wearing spandex and makeup at that age. So showing up at random events dressed as a dominatrix is about the best she can muster.
Lastly, the Botox thing just needs to be made illegal. It objectively looks terrible, ridiculous and sad on every person that uses it. Especially the lips. It’s the female equivalent of the shitty comb over/hilariously bad toupee.

Re: Yo, if Madonna calls, I ain't home.

PostPosted: Wed Sep 29, 2021 10:54 am
by Knutsen
„Getting old ain‘t for sissies“
Bette Davis

„For those not wanting to get old, they need to hang themselves young“
My Grandma

Re: Yo, if Madonna calls, I ain't home.

PostPosted: Wed Sep 29, 2021 10:56 am
by xxxMidgexxx
SamDBL wrote:... surrounded by yes people and totally cut off from the real world, she has no sense of what looks ridiculous or stupid..



So much this.